Jazz Total Detox Drink Reviews

Introduction: Using Jazz Total Detox For Weed Detox

Jazz Total Detox is a detox drink that promises to cleanse not only the urine of drug metabolites, but also the sweat, saliva, tears, and blood. This is in contrast to drinks which are only aimed at helping you pass a urine drug test.


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Using Jazz Total Detox to pass a drug test (for detoxification of drugs like cannabis sativa):

Jazz total detox claims it can clear the system of toxins such as illicit drugs. The label does not mention beating a drug test as doing so can make the product illegal. In order to claim that it is an illegal detox product, authorities would need to demonstrate that it works to beat a drug test, and that pits them against drug test makers who don’t want to admit their tests are routinely beaten since they could lose business.

Jazz Total Detox for THC Detox description

Jazz Total Detox can be bought as a 16-ounce drink like the one above. It can come in multiple colors and flavors including pink, red, blue, green, and orange.

Ingredients

Zinc oxide will decrease the accuracy of drug tests and mask the use of drugs like cocaine and methamphetamine.[2]

Vitamin b2 riboflavin, adds color to the urine.

Vanadyl sulfate can burn fat. This can help remove THC faster by making it come out of fat cells, but this is misguided for use right before your test. You don’t want the fat to be burning, leaking THC into the blood and urine an hour before the test. That has to be done a week before the test and needs to cease by the time you take your test. It can take days to slow fat burning, so you want your fat-burning phase to be a long way away from your test date.

Thiamin HCL is another b-vitamin that helps produce energy and leaves a yellow color to dilute the urine so it does not appear to dilute.

Taurine reduces anxiety and helps detox your liver.

Sucrose is a sweetener, aka table sugar. Sugar is necessary to keep your electrolytes and a specific gravity of the urine balanced.

Stannous chloride can interact with cocaine which might help to mask it.[3]

Sodium borate is an electrolyte to help keep your blood and urine balanced.

Pyridoxine HCl. This b-vitamin will give you energy and add yellow color to dilute urine.

Potassium iodide is another electrolyte.

Potassium chloride is another electrolyte, sometimes known as Nu Salt.

Phytonadione is a form of vitamin K. It can work to help the blood clot. It is not known how this may help with a drug test.

Niacinamide is niacin which may help provide color to the urine. Some believe niacin will also interfere with the accuracy of a drug test. High doses can be toxic to the liver but that is not a concern with one or even two of these drinks. It takes more than 2 grams of niacin per day to cause liver damage.

L-tyrosine is an amino acid that can raise adrenaline and result in fat burning.

L-phenylalanine is another amino acid precursor to dopamine and adrenaline which can improve energy and fat burning.

L-lysine monochloride is another amino acid. It may be hoped that antibodies will bind to these amino acids rather than reacting to drug residues.

Inositol is a type of sugar that can induce relaxation and help keep electrolytes balanced.

Glucose is the basic sugar the body uses for energy. It can help keep your urine from raising any flags.

Ferric orthophosphate is a type of iron which is likely expected to help with a blood test

D-calcium pantothenate is another b-vitamin for energy and keeping your pee yellow

Cyanocobalamin is another b-vitamin for urine color

Creatine monohydrate supplementation will keep your creatinine levels in your urine normal despite the sample being diluted.

Chromium chloride is used as an adulterant to mask drug use. However, such adulteration is typically done by adding chlorochromate directly to the urine sample. We can infer however if you ingest it, enough might make it into the urine to cause some false-negative results.

Cholecalciferol is a form of vitamin D which helps boost immune function. Vitamin D as well as zinc may help protect you from cold and flu viruses while you take your test.

Caffeine is a fat burner and diuretic to help you produce copious amounts of dilute urine

Biotin helps you absorb greater concentrations of the active ingredients

An ascorbic acid is a form of vitamin C which will help you process the sugars in your detox drink

How to use Jazz Total Detox

Jazz Total Detox Instructions For Detoxifying Cannabis

Use the following directions:

The directions urge you to drink plenty of water with it. Do not overdo it on the water as this can cause critical water intoxication which is an electrolyte imbalance caused by severely diluted blood.

Terms of product Use

(Using Jazz Total Detox Drink for beating lab tests for drugs in the body may be illegal in some jurisdictions, be sure to check your local laws about detox products before you purchase one.

Be sure to check all ingredients and make sure you don’t have allergies to any of them. We haven’t noticed many allergens in the ingredients list.

Those under 18 years of age should not purchase this from a site that explicitly states it is used as a detox drink. It’s basically an energy drink. Anyone pregnant or nursing might ask a doctor and/or research the more unfamiliar ingredients to see if you or your baby may react negatively to them.

Possible Side-Effects:

This drink, consumed as directed, is unlikely to have appreciable side effects.

Manufacturer & Support:

Manufacturer House of Jazz

9853 N Alpine Rd #104, Rockford, IL 61115

(800) 486-2815

Fill out a contact form http://totaldetox.com/pages/Contact.html
Phone hours Monday  8:30 AM to 4:00 PM CST
Tuesday  8:30 AM to 4:00 PM CST
Wednesday 8:30 AM to 4:00 PM CST
Thursday  8:30 AM to 4:00 PM CST
Friday  8:30 AM to 4:00 PM CST
Saturday – unavailable
Sunday – unavailable

Additional Products For Passing Testing

To pass a saliva test:

House of Jazz sells a detox mouthwash aimed at helping with saliva tests.

Ingredients are artificial color, Glucose, artificial flavor, sucrose, sodium benzoate. It’s basically a small tube of kool-aid. We don’t see how this is to help anyone with a drug test or even kill bacteria after brushing. A peroxide mouthwash instead seems to be the preferred method. It’s also cheap and easy.

To pass a urine drug test:

House of Jazz makes another urine test detox drink. This one is called 4 Ever Clean. It is to be taken over the course of a week. The only difference between this drink and the Jazz Total Detox drink is a mineral blend and the addition of glycocyamine. Glycocyamine converts into creatine. The idea is likely to provide a constant elevation of b-vitamins and creatine such that if you were to take a test and drank water with it, you could pass by dilution. However, the idea that it will flush the system and keep your urine clean until you resume drug use is unlikely. There are no ingredients known to remove drug residues from the system.

Pros and cons of Jazz Total Detox for THC Detox

Pros Cons
  • You may get the job or avoid unjust imprisonment
  • Doesn’t  include herbs that could cause an allergic reaction or liver dysfunction
  • Creatine to keep creatinine levels normal and avoid flags for dilution
  • Contains no herbs which may cause a reaction
  • Has fat burners like vanadyl sulfate which could cause THC metabolites to rise in the blood and urine
  • It’s expensive for a drink which has fairly cheap vitamins in it
  • Not likely to actually remove any drugs from the system but works by dilution

Weed Detox FAQ

Q:  How long does it last?
A: It should go into effect in 90 minutes and last for 5 hours.

Q:  Directions near me? Where to buy Jazz Total Detox?
A:  http://totaldetox.com/categories/DETOX-PRODUCTS/

Q:  Will lab tests for probation find it detectable?
A:  No. It contains only natural and legal ingredients.

Q:  Will it work for tests of opiates and for alcohol?
A: Yes, any type of drug can be diluted.

Jazz Total Detox Reviews Online

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Negative

We suspect properly done dilution will work for most people. This user probably needed to do a little more experimentation to truly find out at what time he passes urine that will pass the test. Timing is essential. If you need to practice, you should probably buy a b-vitamin complex, creatine, and lite salt. Use only recommended amounts and you can do dilution enough times to find out what timing is right for your body. Should you catch the 4 th passing of urine or the 2nd, etc is what you need to know.

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Results: Does Jazz Total Detox really work?

Our rating: 4.5out of 5 A

Jazz Total Detox works the same way as any other good detox drink. You may need to do a little practicing with at-home tests and when you successfully pass, write down exactly how much fluid you drank and how long and after how many passes did the successfully diluted urine pass. Good luck.

References

[1] “Jazz Total Detox 16oz | Peacefrog – Peace Frog Natural.” https://peacefrognatural.com/product/jazz-total-detox-16oz/. Accessed 18 Aug. 2020.

[2] “Zinc Reduces the Detection of Cocaine, Methamphetamine ….” https://academic.oup.com/jat/article-pdf/35/6/333/2312082/35-6-333.pdf. Accessed 26 Aug. 2020.

[3] “Further studies on spot tests and microcrystal tests for ….” https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12762528/. Accessed 26 Aug. 2020.