Detoxify Mega Clean Review

Introduction

Detoxify is a popular U.S. brand of detox products which includes Mega Clean, a drink that has gained notoriety among the weed user community.  It’s a 32-ounce drink containing plenty of ingredients suitable for detoxing and concealing evidence of dilution.  While products like Mega Clean are not designed or promoted for purposes of beating a drug test, in practice many users turn to products like this one if they’ve got an upcoming urine drug test (urinalysis).  You might need to pass a drug test if it’s been mandated by an employer (or potential employer), through the legal system or for athletic purposes.  Of course, you should not detox ahead of a test in order to conceal evidence of drug use if it is against the law.  In several U.S. states, there are laws prohibiting any detoxification efforts ahead of a drug test.  If it is legal in your region, It’s also vital that ahead of the test, you choose the right product for your detox.  For some users, they may need a stronger product, if, for example, they’re a heavier user, smoke more often, or have a higher body mass.  How well your body naturally detoxes can also influence the strength of the detox product you’re gonna need to beat a test.  Remember, detoxification with a product like Mega Clean helps with your body’s natural detox, rather than providing an entirely new, unique mechanism to your body.

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Ingredients

Detoxify Mega Clean can work by reducing THC concentrations or diluting metabolites in your urine.

  • Vitamin A
  • Vitamin B12
  • Vitamin B6
  • Vitamin C
  • Vitamin D
  • Thiamin
  • Selenium
  • Riboflavin
  • Potassium
  • Pantothenic Acid
  • Zinc
  • Niacin
  • Manganese
  • Magnesium
  • Folate
  • Chromium
  • Calcium
  • Biotin
  • Creatine Monohydrate

Creatine monohydrate can help maintain your natural creatinine levels.  Failure to do so could make it obvious to the testers that you’ve used dilution and likely in an effort to beat the test (Ropero-Miller, Paget-Wilkes, Doering, & Goldberger, 2000).

  • Burdock Root — Plasma cleanser as well as a diuretic.
  • Devil’s Claw —  Detoxes your kidneys and liver.
  • Dandelion —  Dexotes your gallbladder and liver.
  • Milk Thistle —  Also helps to detox the liver.
  • Hawthorne Berry —  Enhances blood circulation and detoxes it too.
  • Uva Ursi —  Cleanses the bladder and kidneys.
  • Mullein Leaf —  Detoxification of the lungs.
  • Stevia —  General detox and flavoring agent.
  • Fruit Fiber —  Clears your digestive tract.
  • Taurine —  Improves your body’s metabolism.

How to Use Mega Clean

Mega Clean Instructions

  • Use this product on the day of the test. Use 2 hours before your test.
  • Shake the bottle of Mega Clean well and consume the product for THC detox.
  • Wait 15 minutes, then refill the bottle with water and consume.
  • Urinate frequently. Sip water slowly prior to the test (you wanna make sure you’ll still have some peeing to do come the time of the test!). It will be effective after 2 hours and for approximately five hours.

Terms of Product Use

This product is not promoted or designed for purposes of detoxing drugs or any other illegal substances.  However, in practice, many do use products like Mega Clean for detoxes such as for weed detox.  Statements made about Detoxify’s products have not been evaluated by the FDA.  Such products are not meant to be used to prevent, diagnose, or cure any type of disease.  Detoxify products are quite safe.  Of course, you should check the ingredient list to ensure that you’re not allergic to anything in this product.  You’re pretty unlikely to experience any side-effects with Mega Clean. However, you should contact your local practitioner right away if you do experience any side-effects. In this case, you should obviously also stop consuming the product immediately.

When to Use & When Not to Use

In most cases, it’ll be safe to use Mega Clean for THC Detox.  Do not consume Mega Clean if you’re under 18 or pregnant.  You should contact your physician before using this product if you have a serious health condition or are currently using prescription medication.  Do not consume this drink more than once within a short time span or for the same test.  Once more, check the ingredients for any allergens before use.

Manufacturer, Support & Certificates

Manufacturer & Support:

Manufacturer Detoxify LLC
Address Detoxify LLC

P.O. Box 6398

Scottsdale, AZ 85261

Phone number +1 800-338-6948

800-DETOX4U

Contact https://www.detoxify.com/pages/contact-us
Email [email protected]
Service Hours Monday – Friday: 10am – 4pm

Saturday – Sunday: Closed

This manufacturer launched its initial product line two decades ago.  It claims to have sold 20 million products.

Add Ons

Mega Clean has many more products worth considering if you’ve got a drug test coming up, whether it be a urinalysis or otherwise.

To Pass a Urine Drug Test

One of the most popular Detoxify products in the weed detox community is Ready Clean.  It has similarities to Mega Clean although it’s cheaper and not as strong.  Despite being potentially less concentrated, this product is still quite popular among many weed smokers with plenty of online users suggesting that this product helped them beat a test.  It has many similar ingredients too. Another product worth considering from Detoxify is XXTRA Clean. More Detoxify products are Instant Clean, Mighty Clean, and Green Clean.  Visit Detoxify’s website to take a look at each of their products, including additional ones not mentioned in this subsection.

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To Pass a Saliva Test

While Detoxify does not produce any mouthwash detox products, there are plenty on the market you could choose from.  One particularly popular saliva detox product is Stinger Detox Mouthwash.  Many online reviewers have discussed the effectiveness of Stinger Detox Mouthwash.  It’s also safe to consume and does not contain any harmful ingredients.  With that said, it is quite expensive considering that it’s only a 2-ounce product.  Other popular mouthwash detox products are High Voltage Saliva Cleanse and Ultra Klean Mouthwash.  Hydrogen Peroxide is highly effective and you probably have some at home already.

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Pros & Cons

Pros:

  • Some of the herbs are backed with scientific evidence.
  • B-vitamins are included which help with urine color and energy levels.
  • Creatine Monohydrate for energy and to conceal dilution.
  • Features a variety of vitamins and electrolytes.
  • Flavored drink.
  • Kicks in fast.

Cons:

  • Not cheap.
  • Requires plenty of water to work.
  • Dilution may be detectable.
  • Some Mega Clean ingredients may not be safe if you consume more than one drink.

FAQ

Q: Does Mega Clean work for alcohol?
A: It may work on any toxins in your system including alcohol.

Q: Does Mega Clean really work for opiates?
A: As with alcohol, it may work at removing opiates too.

Q: Can Mega Clean be detected?
A: While it’s not likely, it is a possibility.  You’ve gotta get everything right.  Make sure to follow the product directions to a T.  The danger is that a failure to effectively conceal evidence of dilution will allow testers to pick up on your effort to dilute the sample.  Even by the following everything correctly, there’s always a risk of dilution being picked up especially if you drink too much water.  A dilute sample may be labeled inconclusive and you may have to retest..

Q: How long does it last for?
A: Mega Clean is effective for around 5 hours.

Q: How does it work?
A: Mega Clean dilutes weed while also adding color, creatine and nutrients to reduce the risk of dilution being picked up.  The best detox products for weed use have become more popular in the weed community and therefore those products are going to have positive effects for weed users facing a test while the ones that lack the benefits of Mega Clean won’t show up on the weed detox radar so much.

Q: Where to buy Mega Clean near me?
A: You can buy Detoxify Mega Clean on Amazon for about 30 bucks.  Sites like Vitamin Shoppe and Test Clear also sell this drink.

Customer Reviews

Positive Review:


An example of a happy user.

Negative Review:


A user who found this drink didn’t work for them.

Positive Review:


A positive user review from Cannabis Boards.

Negative Review:


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Another example of an unhappy user.

Conclusion

Our rating: 4 stars out of 5, B

If you want to get good results, then Mega Clean to pass a drug test could be for you.  There are plenty of positive Detoxify Mega Clean reviews online, suggesting that it’s a popular and effective drink.  Mega Clean and drinks like it can work by dilution.  If you follow the instructions right then with this drink you’ll have a couple of hours (around five) in which marijuana residues will be low and your b-vitamin and creatinine levels will be sufficient to hopefully beat a urinalysis.  Fooling a cheaper urine testing procedure will be easier than if you’ve got a more expensive test being ordered for you.  Most companies go with the cheaper tests.  Be smart, do your research and best of luck!

References

[1] “Does Detoxify Mega Clean Really Work? – FV KASA.” 28 Aug. 2018, https://www.fvkasa.org/health/detox/mega-clean. Accessed 28 Jun. 2020.

[2] “Does Ready Clean Really Work? – FV KASA.” 10 Jul. 2018, https://www.fvkasa.org/health/detox/ready-clean. Accessed 28 Jun. 2020.

[3] “Does Stinger Detox Mouthwash Really Work? – FV KASA.” 3 Mar. 2019, https://www.fvkasa.org/health/detox/stinger-mouthwash. Accessed 28 Jun. 2020.

[4] “DETOXIFY Mega Clean, 32 Ounce: Health … – Amazon.com.” https://www.amazon.com/Mega-Clean-Natural-Tropical-Flavor/dp/B000QVDMI0. Accessed 28 Jun. 2020.